The man in Bend

To the man in Bend Or. Who I hope more than any thing see this, as I was at a fork in the road with no visible sign, I asked you if rt. 20 was to the left or right...you read the sign on the side of "big red" you made a small snide comment, then you told me I was at least 2 miles from rt 20 and that I must have made a turn a few miles back....well smart ass, I was born at night but not last night, I knew I was in the right spot, and based on your sneer, I knew better than to take your advise...by the way big man, I was standing on rt 20...but no worries, everyone has there day....enjoy yours